Hacking In Progress Shirt

WELCOME FELLOW CYBER-CITIZENS.... YOU HAVE ENTERED A VERY DELICATE STATE OF DIGITAL BEING THAT YOU MAY FIND UPSETTING..... YOU MAY BE SHOCKED TO FIND THAT MANY OF YOUR PRECIOUS MONUMENTS OF CIVILIZATION (STATUE OF LIBERTY, THE WHITE HOUSE, AREA 51, THE San Diego ZOO) HAVE ALL BEEN HACKED..... THIS IS WHAT WE DO AND WE HAVE BECOME QUITE EFFICIENT.... HOW YOU ASK? SIMPLE REALLY...... WE WEAR THIS SHIRT ANYTIME WE GO ONLINE!!!! THIS WHITE SOFT NEXTLEVEL TEE WILL BRING YOU THE STYLE TO MATCH YOUR INTELLIGENCE..... CLICK PURCHASE AND GET READY..... TO WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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$ 24.99