$ 27.99

No Black Friday event would be complete without an official shirt for MAXIMUM consumerism. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize. Black Friday exclusive.

This item is a PREORDER for those who missed out on the initial sale; it will go into manufacturing right after preorders close and will take 5-6 weeks to fulfill, give or take. Other items in the same cart will not ship until this does, just FYI!